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>There once was a man from Japan,
>Whose limericks never did scan.
>When asked why it was,
>He said, "It's because
>I always try to fit as many words in the last line as I possibly can."
There was a young lady from Crewe
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
There was a young man from Verdun.
I believe there's also one about the Emperor Nero.