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> Please cough up! I have made many a person the
> subject of a limerick in my day, but no one has returned
> the compliment. And you got the pronunciation right, too!
> BTW, are you Gryfe or Greef?
There once was a man name of John
Whose Cow an' Bull-'erd were gone
This caused him some Greif
He said "Where's the beef?"
But his Champion herd had moved on
Four-in-one. Beat that.