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Why, the MusicML folks of course! ;)
Kind Regards,
Joe Chiusano
Booz Allen Hamilton
Strategy and Technology Consultants to the World
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Governor James [mailto:jgovernor@redmonk.com]
> Sent: Friday, October 01, 2004 7:23 AM
> To: Chiusano Joseph; Jonathan Robie
> Cc: xml-dev@lists.xml.org
> Subject: RE: [xml-dev] [Fwd: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song?]
>
> Who is going to record it?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Chiusano Joseph [mailto:chiusano_joseph@bah.com]
> Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 4:12 PM
> To: Jonathan Robie
> Cc: xml-dev@lists.xml.org
> Subject: Re: [xml-dev] [Fwd: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song?]
>
> There'll be a chorus at XML 2004...:P
>
> Kind Regards,
> Joe Chiusano
> Booz Allen Hamilton
> Strategy and Technology Consultants to the World
>
> Jonathan Robie wrote:
> >
> > I found this amusing...
> >
> > Jonathan
> >
> >
> >
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> > --
> >
> > Subject: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song?
> > Resent-Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 10:01:41 -0400 (EDT)
> > Resent-From: public-qt-comments@w3.org
> > Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2004 09:50:24 -0400
> > From: "Joe Kesselman (Keshlam)" <keshlam@attglobal.net>
> > Reply-To: keshlam@us.ibm.com
> > To: public-qt-comments@w3.org
> >
> > Crossposted from the newsgroup rec.music.filk with the author's
> > permission; thought you folks would appreciate it:
> >
> > <?song version="1.0" name="XSLT" author="Robin Johnson"?>
> >
> > Young man, there's no need to feel blue I said, young man, here's a
> > language for you If your data doesn't look like it ought There's no
> > need to feel so distraught
> >
> > Young man, if you're going through hell Trying to transform all of
> > your XML I said young man, are you listenin' to me?
> > You can stick that damn ASP...
> >
> > <xsl:template name="chorus">
> > It's fun to program in XSLT!
> > It's fun to program in XSLT!
> > Every line in your code
> > Is an XML node
> > And the program is one big tree
> >
> > It's fun to program in XSLT!
> > It's fun to program in XSLT!
> > It works functionally
> > And it's side-effect free
> > And the variables don't vary
> > </xsl:template>
> >
> > It's a language like no other you've seen It's got constructs that
> > will make you turn green It's recursive as a thing that
> recurs And it
> > ain't got no procedures
> >
> > Young man - if you don't know .NET
> > And you haven't read your Java books yet There is still
> time to learn
> > XSLT It's almost as easy as C...
> >
> > <xsl:call-template name="chorus"/>
> >
> > XSLT!
> > XSLT!
> > Young man, young man, there's no need for distress!
> > Young man, young man, put down that CSS!
> >
> > XSLT!
> > XSLT!
> > XSLT!... etc.
> >
> > Robin Johnson
> > http://www.robinjohnson.f9.co.uk - rj at robinjohnson dot f9 dot co
> > dot uk "The labours of men of genius, however erroneously directed,
> > scarcely ever fail in contributing ultimately to the solid advantage
> of mankind."
> > - Mary Shelley
> >
> > <graphic id="dancers" type="ascii-graphics" added-by="Joe
> Kesselman">
> > X ,- |
> > /0\ \0 |O___ ___O___
> > -|- /\ | |
> > | |-' | |
> > / \ / \ / \ / \
> > </graphic>
> >
> > --
> > Joe Kesselman, IBM Next-Gen Web Tech: XML, XSL, and more.
> >
> >
> >
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> --
> Kind Regards,
> Joseph Chiusano
> Associate
> Booz Allen Hamilton
>
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