RE: [xml-dev] XML Training and Certification

Jeff Lowery <> composes:
> 
> I am a certed guru of all modern markup languages
> I've consumed Recs and Working Drafts like Cartman eats his 
> sausages I've opined to almost everyone, despite their irk'd 
> visages  On points abstrusly noted in some blog site's 
> rambling passages

I am a guru certified in modern markup languages
And am grown quite expert in xml-dev badinage
Where I claim xsdl is markup's rotten appendage
And xslt gives programming that modern markup edge.