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Wow! That deserves a Boson Award nomination:
The Boson Award: given annually for the most
concentrated expression of sarcasm in a technical
category (unites the disdain of the technical
opinion with the incredulity of the author).
boson: a particle that mediates the interaction of
two elementary particles
From: Robin Berjon [mailto:email@example.com]
And from their bosom shall spawn armies of bug-eyed blood-thirsty
zombies coalescing into an attack of deranged mutant killer monster
goons that will sweep through the Earth spreading sheer desolation,
plucking the stars out of the coelestial spheres, hailstorming boiling
beads of quicksilver unto all that bear more than one middle name,
chanting Celine Dion karaokes, and eviscerating a kitten for each angle
bracket they find on their path of doom.
I can barely wait!